Please Stop Touching Me... and Other Haikus by Cats

Now You Know Exactly What They're Thinking

Please Stop Touching Me... and Other Haikus by Cats

Now You Know Exactly What They're Thinking

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A humorous trip into the psychology of cats, this is a brilliant collection of secret snooty thoughts and superbly paired images. Please Stop Touching Me... and Other Haikus by Cats will even entertain those kitty haters in your life.

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  • Hardback book with colourful cover
  • Contains 128 pages with photos
  • Written by Jamie Coleman
  • Features over 50 heartwarming haikus
  • Size: 12.7cm x 1.5cm x 16.2cm

There are more than 50 fun odes dedicated to your four-legged friends in Please Stop Touching Me... and Other Haikus by Cats. It's a hilarious reflection of just how haughty and indifferent they can be. Even when showered with love and treats, they'll always have a superior disrespect for everyone and everything!

It includes thoughts like "Beware the small ones. They stroke the fur the wrong way. Abominations." and "We don't dislike dogs. It's more a kind of pity. Mixed with indifference." Matching odes with aloof images that speak a thousand words, it makes an amusing gift for crazy cat lovers and haters alike.

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