Excuse Me! Book

Hilarious Kids’ Book and Whoopee Cushion

Excuse Me! Book

Hilarious Kids’ Book and Whoopee Cushion


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A cleverly written tale by comedian Hughesy and Holly Ife. The gift set includes the hilarious kids’ book, Excuse Me! with a bonus Whoopee cushion for extra laughs as perfectly polite Martha May learns sometimes you just have to let one rip.


For kids that love a good fart story, Excuse Me! will give everyone the giggles. “Martha May has marvellous manners. She always says please and thank you ... and she most certainly DOES NOT FART!” The school’s Baked Bean Bonanza leads to all sorts of uncomfortable gurgles, toots, honks, and stinky farts for poor, polite May.

The included whoopee cushion will make story time even more hilarious as the kids recreate Martha May’s noisy baked bean adventures. Excuse Me! will soon be the most requested book for story time.

Excuse Me! was written by popular Australian comedian Hughsey and his wife, Holly Ife, and illustrated by Philip Bunting. 32 pages. Hardcover dimensions 28 x 24.5 cm. Kids 3+.

Funny books to share with your kids are great gifts that inspire a love of reading. The Excuse Me! gift set with book and bonus whoopee cushion is perfect for a Christmas gift or fun birthday present for young kids or toddlers.

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