How To Swear Guide

Written by a Graphic Artist & Cuss-Word Enthusiast


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This hilarious 192 page hardcover, written by graphic artist Stephen Wildish, uses diagrams and infographics to teach the reader how to truly master the art profanity!


While some of us are stuck at the basics of swearing (e.g. screaming, “F*#K!” when we bang our shin), others have turned it into somewhat of an art-form – colouring our language with a broad vocabulary of rude, but useful, curse words. Well, whether you know someone who is just discovering the magic of profanity, or an old veteran who could do with some new ammunition, they’ll love this unique and hilarious illustrated guide to swearing.

This 192 page hardcover has been crafted by Stephen Wildish – a graphic artist specialising in infographics. Here he uses a myriad of informative flow diagrams and charts to teach the reader how to use swear-words to their full potential! From the building blocks of the perfect insult; to the different parts of a sentence that can be swapped out for something more vulgar. Dimensions: 21 x 14 x 2 cm.

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