F*ck You're OLD

For Your Favourite Old Timer

F*ck You're OLD

For Your Favourite Old Timer

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Whether they're turning thirty, forty or fifty, this book full of musings about age is sure to make them laugh. Just make sure to stay out of the way of their walking cane! 'F*ck, You're Old' is the perfect gift for that next birthday in your life.


  • Hardback format
  • Lighthearted and fun!
  • The perfect gift for anyone older than you

F*ck, You're Old is full of musings and reflections on what it sounds like - growing old. Whether it's baldness, creaky knees, or memory loss, this book will probably find a way to make it humorous! Not only that, but it will also help your loved one to see the benefits of growing old - the lessons lived, and stories gained, the wisdom and of course, the walking cane to smack those young  whippersnappers across the shins with when they annoy you just a bit too much.

Whether you're gifting this to a parent, an older sibling, or your spouse who's only three months older than you, F*ck, You're Old is certain to be a hit.

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