Trump Survival Kit

The Perfect Kit for People with Political Anxiety

Trump Survival Kit

The Perfect Kit for People with Political Anxiety


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Donald Trump is something else. We’re not sure what yet, but we’ll let you know when we figure it out. Until then, take comfort in this survival kit, complete with a stress ball and a BS button.


Living through the Trump era is rough, but we hope our Trump Survival Kit will make the ride a bit easier. The kit includes a Bullsh*t Button, which is perfect for calling out the president’s BS. It also comes with a Donald Trump “Impeach-a-Ball” Stress Ball. Feeling anxious about what POTUS is going to tweet next? Just squeeze Donny’s big orange face! There, that’s better.

The last and final item in our Trump Survival Kit is the Alternative Facts Journal. This 160-page journal is a great place to write to-do lists, won’t do lists, thoughts, ideas, alternative facts, and more. Royalties from the sale of this book will be used to support freedom of the press.

Needless to say, the Trump Survival Kit makes a hilarious novelty gift for Father’s Day. Your order even comes with a complimentary greeting card, so you can tell your dad or husband that everything will eventually be okay. Probably. Maybe. Surely. We’ll see.

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